I Lubricate My Guns With Liberal Tears Sweatshirt Color:White One For Each Hand

One For Each Hand

you should let them know you’re too old to run—and too young to die

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If you trust your life with your Glock

I Lubricate My Guns With Liberal Tears Sweatshirt Color:White One For Each HandThey say the secret to gun maintenance, is to keep them well oiled. We know the perfect lubricant. You see, every time a liberal cries liberal tears, theres a special compound inside those tears that works perfectly as gun lube. The next time the liberal you know is crying and whining about something, put a vial under their eye to catch some of that sweet essence. Try it at your next family dinner when your hippie aunt wont stop crying about hunting.