Sad Trombone pads it’s the perfect blend of

it’s the perfect blend of dry humor and everyday reality—served with extra coffee

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Sad Trombone pads it’s the perfect blend ofWomp, womp! This Sad Trombone, positioned on trombone case base, includes everything you need to create a soundtrack for your epic fails: Plays music: plays the notorious womp womp womp womp sound when the trombone is slightly tilted Trombone replica: Includes a 3" replica of a real trombone resting on a trombone case base Includes Stickers: Two sticker sheets to decorate and personalize your trombone case Illustrated mini book: Includes a 32 page